Saturday, September 08, 2012

Stories - life's greatest delusion?

Stories - life's greatest delusion?

For what is a story? A journey with one view? No, different views can be taken. A journey told from one perspective perhaps. Yet each one of us is a walking multitude of stories. Cross sections of us and our experiences can be extracted in different forms and sewn together in millions of different ways and viewed from billions of perspectives by whosoever chooses. For those who have the energy, you can attempt to control what others see by the spin you put on your life and permit others to. But in the end you cannot control others (or yourself really for that matter) for they have their own tales to spin. There is no inherent linear truth even though we all look for it. In the end no-ones’ life and no one situation is ever just a story. We can however still enjoy their wonder.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Top Ten Sexiest Exploits of UK Olympic Gold Medal Winners, Hopefully

Top Ten Sexiest Exploits of UK Olympic Gold Medal Winners, Hopefully

Top ten sexiest exploits of UK Olympic potential gold medal winners, GEMMA SPOFFORTH, TOM DALEY, KERI-ANNE PAYNE, BETH TWEDDLE, BEN AINSLIE, DANIEL KEATINGS, CHRISHOY, TIM BRABANTS, JESSICA ENNIS, REBECCA ADLINGTON, VICTORIA PENDLETON, RACHEL CAWTHORN, IAIN PERCY & ANDREW SIMPSON, ZAC PURCHASE & MARK HUNTER, AARON COOK and KATHERINE GRAINGER & ANNA WATKINS.

The London 2012 Olympic is the sexiest sporting event to held this year but which gold medallist has the sexiest exploits. It is a matter of taste like whether you are a fan of Apple iphone, ipad and ipod or Samsung Galaxy S3, S or Note mobile (cell) phones.

The London 2012 Olympic is the ebay of the sports world. Athletes put their looks on sale like goods in an Argos catalogue.

Is Jessica Ennis more Tescos or Waitrose?

Is Tony Daley more Sony PS3 or Amazon book online book shop?

So here is my top ten London 2012 Olympic gold medallist sexiest exploits.


Beth Tweddle, so far so good is on her way to a medal.  She produced one of the best routines of her life to top qualifying for the uneven bars after four of five sessions at the Olympic gymnastics.
The 27-year-old scored a mammoth 16.133 in her last Games for Great Britain.
"It is the best feeling in the world," said Tweddle, a world champion three times but yet to win an Olympic medal.

This video is of Beth Tweddle performing her gold medal bar routine at the World Gymnastics Championships in Rotterdam 2010. It also includes film of the gymnasts that fell in their routines.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Are you suffering from Beautiful Woman Syndrome?

Are you suffering from Beautiful Woman Syndrome?

Symptoms of Beautiful Woman Syndrome –

• Lack of personal and intellectual development. In spite of their lackluster personalities and tendency toward insipid speech, men still speak with BWSwomen because, well, men are men. I once dated a woman who had a terminal case of BWS, and she bored me to tears. Her repertoire of conversation topics was very limited, and I cannot recall even one interesting thing that she ever said. After I belatedly realized that she had nothing to offer except her looks, I resolved to never again date a BWS woman.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Industry's Dirty Little Secret, Fifty Shades of Grey Is The Graduate Work Handbook

Industry's Dirty Little Secret, Fifty Shades of Grey Is The Graduate Work Handbook
Working life after graduation may enslave us but compared to Fifty shades of Grey, it is more like naughty Rihanna than middle-class-values Kate Middleton.

EL James’ ‘mummy porn’ phenomenon could be a graduate’s work handbook, says Death to Glamour’s ‘Lets Cyber’.

This article contains spoilers so please read book first.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Top Ten Saucy Riri Videos - Is Rihanna Too Raunchy for Teens

Top Ten Saucy Riri Videos - Is Rihanna Too Raunchy for Teens

Take a bow rude boy cos we found love pon de reply in Disturbia and send a SOS for an umbrella for only girl in the world so what’s my name?

Yes it’s Rihanna.

Saturday, June 09, 2012

Kidzmania an Indoor Children’s Playground in the Heart of Hackney

Kidzmania an Indoor Children’s Playground in the Heart of Hackney

Kidzmania is an indoor children’s playground in the heart of Hackney. 

Rain or shine your children will love climbing, running, balancing, jumping and sliding on the extensive equipment. 

The cafe serves delicious, freshly made, drinks and snacks. 

30 years of childcare experience to organise some of the best children’s parties around.

The Top Ten Best Places In Ealing London NW10 W5 W13 W3 W7

The Top Ten Best Places In Ealing London NW10 W5 W13 W3 W7

Ealing may not be a hot bed of smoking sex, wild drug parties and cute babes drinking shorts wearing even shorter hot pants chilling to Ibiza rhythms in house parties where anything goes.

However, it is not as boring as first meets the eye.

It is not a dormitory suburb for the stuffy middle class trying to escape the horrible reality that not all people think like them.

It is not 100% safe and conservative. It does have a few “different” people and even some immigrants.

So here is my list of what my laser vision has seen in Ealing to like.

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Top Ten Tips for Samsung Galaxy S3 GT I9300 Mobile Phone

Top Ten Tips for Samsung Galaxy S3 GT I9300 Mobile Phone


Forget penis envy, women now want  a smart phones that  are more distracting to men than a curvy short skirted bar-maid giving them the eye.

The new Samsung Galaxy S3 has Ice cream sandwich, the latest version of the chocolate factory's all conquering Android operating system.

The new third super powerful Galaxy, the S3 has sexy curves, watches you to save screen power and is pure eye-candy with a gigantic screen, without being much bigger that the S2.

The Galaxy S3 has an eye-popping 4.8-inch Super AMOLED HD screen and a whole suite of Fruit-themed-toy-factory-beating features.  So eat your heart out i-phone there is a new style i-con in town.

The king is dead long live the king, the new Samsung Galaxy SIII (S3) is the greatest mobile phone ever.

After a quick play and a rummage around the GT-I9300 user manual..........

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Are you Saga or Carrie?

Are you Saga or Carrie?

How do you normally meet the men you have sex with?

a – I obsess about someone, follow him around, watch his every move, then grab the first chance I can for a quickie in his car.

b – I go to a bar. The first man I talk to I normally end up having sex with, as long as he is over 18.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Celebrities Looking Rough 1

Celebrities Looking Rough 1

Is your self-image influenced by pictures of celebrities on TV and in magazines?

Celebrities Looking Rough 1

Celebrities Looking Rough 1

Is your self-image influenced by pictures of celebrities on TV and in magazines.

Saturday, May 05, 2012

Best food in Brixton market?

Best food in Brixton market?

Listing and review of Brixton Market restaurants.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

My 'low-carb' diet... By Vicki G

My 'low-carb' diet... By Vicki G

This diet was emailed to me by my friend Vicki G.

Here are the (loose) rules of the diet that my housemate and I are currently undertaking on the run up to our holiday in 6 weeks time:

1 No bread, pasta, potatoes or rice......

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Linkedin: Agresso Consultants, How Useful

Linkedin: Agresso Consultants, How Useful

Do social networks like Linkedin work (for jobs and career progression) or is it more trouble than it’s worth?

PROS

1 Helps to stay in touch with former colleagues. 

2 Makes your experience visible to agents and employers.

3 Social networks are the next big thing so you either take part or gradually become irrelevant like cassette tapes.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Should I Infect My Child With Worms to Cure Their Eczema?

Should I Infect My Child With Worms to Cure Their Eczema?

I have a dilemma, my daughter has severe eczema yet there is a possible cure, infecting her with thread worm.

Should I deliberately give my child a parasitic infection to cure a disfiguring annoying non life threatening condition or should I follows doctors advice and use steroid and other creams to keep her condition under control?

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Facebook Gobbles Up Instagram (Insta Who) For One Billion Dollars

Facebook Gobbles Up Instagram (Insta Who) For One Billion Dollars

Instagram has over 30 million addicts on the fruit themed toy company Jesus phone and 6 million on Google’s android mobile phone platform.

Sunday, April 08, 2012

What To Do If Your Nanny Is Doing Exotic Dancing at Night

What To Do If Your Nanny Is Doing Exotic Dancing at Night

Is it right that a nanny should really be a topless ‘exotic’ dancer?
Doesn’t she find it degrading and if she doesn’t what type of person is she?
What if my friends found out that our nanny was a stripper?